Mock Now or Forever Hold Your Peace

So, I was finally able to convince Chris that we need to upgrade our car to better suit our family. Two kids with car seats, two dogs and a trunk full of luggage does not fit well in a compact cross-over. So, we pulled the trigger this week and bought a mini-van. Yup, here it is....a full size, bad-ass, soccer mom van. We swore we'd never do it, but it was the only variable missing in our 2.5 kid, picket fence, suburban life equation. I must say so far it's a pretty sweet ride...pimped out with all power doors, windows and seats, a navigation system, leather seats, stow and go, etc..

Here's a photo of the (light blue) van I talked Chris

into buying

Here is a photo of the purse I keep his testicles in